Things that Suikoden characters will never say
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Things that Suikoden characters will never say
Pick a character and write the most unlikely line of dialogue they would speak. GO!!!!
Kyle: I'm sick of this castle, there are way too many women around here. I'm moving to Gordius.
Tai Ho: You're right, Chinchirorin is a waste of time. I'll just join you for nothing.
Gremio: Okay, Young Master, we'll head to safety while you lock yourself in here and get killed by man eating spores, seeya.
Kirkis: Sylvina is dead... I wonder how much I can sell this ring for...?
Flik: In the name of my sword............ Uh.......... What did I call this thing again?
Elenor: Agnes, pour all my booze in the ocean. I'm done with drinking.
Neclord: Oh no, your daughter is far too young for my taste.
Zweig: F#ck the Sindar.
Kyle: I'm sick of this castle, there are way too many women around here. I'm moving to Gordius.
Tai Ho: You're right, Chinchirorin is a waste of time. I'll just join you for nothing.
Gremio: Okay, Young Master, we'll head to safety while you lock yourself in here and get killed by man eating spores, seeya.
Kirkis: Sylvina is dead... I wonder how much I can sell this ring for...?
Flik: In the name of my sword............ Uh.......... What did I call this thing again?
Elenor: Agnes, pour all my booze in the ocean. I'm done with drinking.
Neclord: Oh no, your daughter is far too young for my taste.
Zweig: F#ck the Sindar.
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Lyon: Prince, you're way too grown to need my protection.
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Lino: I'd love to wear some long trousers.
Hero IV: Me too.
Viktor: Dear sir, would you be so kind as to give me a cup of your most splendid alcoholic beverage?
Kyril: Meh-eh-eh! Meh-eh-eh
Mukumuku: Riou... I am your father!
Hero IV: Me too.
Viktor: Dear sir, would you be so kind as to give me a cup of your most splendid alcoholic beverage?
Kyril: Meh-eh-eh! Meh-eh-eh
Mukumuku: Riou... I am your father!
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Killey: Hi there. How can I help you?
All Five Squirrels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDuebLakCqc
Yam Koo: Brother, I'm moving in with my fiancé; we're trying to have a baby.
Marco: Kasios is going to be my bride. Or is it the other way around?
All Five Squirrels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDuebLakCqc
Yam Koo: Brother, I'm moving in with my fiancé; we're trying to have a baby.
Marco: Kasios is going to be my bride. Or is it the other way around?
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Luc: "But I was going to Toschi station to pick up some power converters!"
Gau: "Mr. Thou! Mr. Thou!"
Eileen: "Oh look, Lepant, our wedding album. Look at me! I was a blushing bride of 15 and you were... how old were you, dear?"
Lepant: "...um, 25..."
Eileen: "I always wondered why Guillaume was your best man."
Chris Hansen: "Tonight on "To Catch a Predator" we have ... Leknaat. She's a creepy centuries-old witch who gets off creeping around underage boys' bedrooms in the middle of the night. Well tonight, she's coming here thinking she's going to meet up with a dispossessed bishonen boy with a True Rune. Boy do we have a surprise for her!"
Marie: "Sure you can stay the night to refresh your Hit Points and Magic. What's that? Pay me? Don't be ridiculous! You took me in when I had nowhere else to go. The least I can do is offer you free room and board!"
Gau: "Mr. Thou! Mr. Thou!"
Eileen: "Oh look, Lepant, our wedding album. Look at me! I was a blushing bride of 15 and you were... how old were you, dear?"
Lepant: "...um, 25..."
Eileen: "I always wondered why Guillaume was your best man."
Chris Hansen: "Tonight on "To Catch a Predator" we have ... Leknaat. She's a creepy centuries-old witch who gets off creeping around underage boys' bedrooms in the middle of the night. Well tonight, she's coming here thinking she's going to meet up with a dispossessed bishonen boy with a True Rune. Boy do we have a surprise for her!"
Marie: "Sure you can stay the night to refresh your Hit Points and Magic. What's that? Pay me? Don't be ridiculous! You took me in when I had nowhere else to go. The least I can do is offer you free room and board!"
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Chris Lightfellow wasn't it?wataru14 wrote:
Chris Hansen: "Tonight on "To Catch a Predator" we have ... Leknaat. She's a creepy centuries-old witch who gets off creeping around underage boys' bedrooms in the middle of the night. Well tonight, she's coming here thinking she's going to meet up with a dispossessed bishonen boy with a True Rune. Boy do we have a surprise for her!"
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That basically applies to all merchants.Marie: "Sure you can stay the night to refresh your Hit Points and Magic. What's that? Pay me? Don't be ridiculous! You took me in when I had nowhere else to go. The least I can do is offer you free room and board!"
"Oh you let me into your castle for free? Sweet! That Leather Armor costs 500 Potch."
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I always rationalized that as a proxy for your outfitters taking money from your coffers to bring in supplies. It's a little weirder being charged rent for beds you already own in a castle you're in charge of.
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It would be a game destroyer if you were getting Armors for free, obviously.Antimatzist wrote: That basically applies to all merchants.
"Oh you let me into your castle for free? Sweet! That Leather Armor costs 500 Potch."
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Nanami: OK, I'll stay here. Have a nice time at Rockaxe castle.
Lorelai: You seem like a nice guy, of course I'll join you.
Flik: What's with all this yaoi stuff people keep writing about us?
Viktor: I love it when you talk dirty.
Pesmerga: I've beaten you, Yuber. Prepare to die.
Leknaat: Can I come in?
Lorelai: You seem like a nice guy, of course I'll join you.
Flik: What's with all this yaoi stuff people keep writing about us?
Viktor: I love it when you talk dirty.
Pesmerga: I've beaten you, Yuber. Prepare to die.
Leknaat: Can I come in?
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Lymsleia: Hear me, my subjects. I am Lymsleia, daughter of Arshtat, and ruler of the Queendom of Falena. And I'm an alcoholic.
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Gremio: Hi everyone, I'm selling cocaine! Do you want cocaine?
Qlon: I like bathing in women's blood. Ssssssssmellssssssssssss like ssssssstrawberriessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
Geddoe: KANGAROO! KANGAROO! KANGAROO! I'M A KANGAROO! YAY! LOVE EVERYONE! KANGAROO!
Zerase: How many Newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? FIVE! *laughs hysterically at her own joke*
Qlon: I like bathing in women's blood. Ssssssssmellssssssssssss like ssssssstrawberriessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
Geddoe: KANGAROO! KANGAROO! KANGAROO! I'M A KANGAROO! YAY! LOVE EVERYONE! KANGAROO!
Zerase: How many Newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? FIVE! *laughs hysterically at her own joke*