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Re: Suikoden jokes

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Wolk, you should work on the bathing sprites for the Suikoden 4 demake.
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Obviously your project is not demake enough for my spriting expertise. :D
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Wolkendrache wrote:Obviously your project is not demake enough for my spriting expertise. :D
I think I'm even less of an expert than you when it comes to spriting... This is the pixel-based sprite version of Lazslo I designed myself:

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Wolkendrache wrote:Obviously your project is not demake enough for my spriting expertise. :D
I dunno... If you type a bunch of brackets and fullstops and then type "Valeria and Lorelai" underneath, it'll probably work on Bruce ;)
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BrucePrintscreen wrote:I think I'm even less of an expert than you when it comes to spriting... This is the pixel-based sprite version of Lazslo I designed myself:

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Isn't that Mizuki? I scrolled down and up for the Shrike Rune animation.
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sticky-runes wrote: I dunno... If you type a bunch of brackets and fullstops and then type "Valeria and Lorelai" underneath, it'll probably work on Bruce ;)

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I suddenly realized that when you strip out color, Valeria and Alucard are pretty much the same person.
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One beautiful winter morning Freed looked out of the window and saw that somebody peed “Freed is a loser” into the snow. Filled with indignation, he hired Richmond to investigate. Some days later, Richmond returned after finishing his investigations.
Richmond: “I have good and bad news for you. The good news is: I’ve found out who did it. I had the urine analyzed and the results show clearly it was Sheena.”
Freed: “Little scoundrel! I’ll teach him a lesson at the next opportunity. What’s the bad news?”
Richmond: “Well, I’ve had the hand-writing style analyzed as well: It’s Yoshino’s.”
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Valeria, Miklotov, Ridley, and Chaco, are sitting together in a train.
Suddenly, Valeria takes a bottle of very fine and expensive wine and throws it by the window. THe other asks her why she did that, and she answers "because where I'm from, in Kanakan, we have plenty of them, so I don't care".
Then Miklotov takes out a valuable antique and throws it by the window, saying "where I'm from, in Rockaxe, we have plenty of them".
So Ridley takes Chaco and throws him by the window...
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During a war meeting, an intense argument breaks out between Miklotov and Kiba. Mikotov criticizes Kiba for serving Luca while he burned villages to the ground, and Kiba criticizes the Matilda knights for allowing refugees to be slaughtered near their border. The two men eventually come to blows, when Shu says "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room."
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I really liked most of the Jokes and i would like to post some of them on my Suikoden Meme site. Maybe I would add a picture to it or something. Anyone having a problem with me using them?

Also remember this:

Georg Prime once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Sure. How about this:
- Source: http://www.suikosource.com/phpBB3/viewt ... 68&t=13883
or
- from member_name @ http://www.suikosource.com/phpBB3/index.php

You're from Suikoversum.de? Another Landsmann :wink:
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Isn't this the thread we are writing in right now?

And yes I am^^ Same nickname there.
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Of course. It's the source of the material you'd like to use.
Btw, I can only speak for my own posts of course. I don't see any reasons for complaints if you do it in one of the ways described above. We'll see :)
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Mention they come from Bruce Prinstcreen of suikosource one way or another and I'm okay for it :D we all know my jokes are the best anyway aren't they :p ;)
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