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Suikoden songs

Postby Wolkendrache » Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:29 pm

Entertainment! This thread is similar to the “Suikoden Jokes” thread, except that you take a song to suikodenize (or just a fraction of a song or a poem). I suggest hearing the song in the background while reading the suikodenized lyrics. So if you contribute, try to add a youtube link or so. Here we go, song number 1…

SUIKODIAN RHAPSODY (Suikoden version of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”)
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

Leknaat to the player: “Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in an old game, now escape from reality!
Open your eyes, look up to the screen and see…”

Tir: “I’m now a traitor, I need no sympathy
Because of friends like Ted, Gremio, sturdy Pahn, and Cleo
Windy sends some strong foes
Doesn’t really matter to me, to me”

Riou: “Grandpa, just killed a man
Aimed some arrows at his head
Shu gave the signal, now he’s dead
Grandpa, life had just begun
But Jowy’s gone and thrown it all away

Sister, oooh, didn’t mean to make you cry
If Jowy’s not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, cos it doesn’t really matter

Too late, my time has come
Sent shivers down my spine
So the leadership can’t be mine
Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face my friend

Jowy, oooh, I can’t let you die,
I sometimes wish we’d never parted at all”

Lazlo: “I see a little silhouetto of a man
Vingerhoot, Vingerhoot, will you do the Brec Jango
Cannons, fire, lightning
Very very frightening me
Oh Nalleo, oh Nalleo, oh Nalleo, oh Nalleo, oh Nalleo, Dario
Daddy Lino-oh-oh-oh”

[When Frey tried to escape from the palace, cornered by Godwin forces…]
Frey: “I’m just a rich boy, nobody loves me”
Kyle and Zegai: “He’s just a rich boy from a rich family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity”
Frey: “Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?”
Godwin forces: “Falenas, no! We will not let you go” (Kyle and Zegai: “let him go”)
Godwin forces: “Falenas, we will not let you go” (Kyle and Zegai: “let him go”)
Godwin forces: “Falenas, we will not let you go” (Frey: “let me go”)
Godwin forces: “Will not let you go” (Frey: “let me go”)
Godwin forces: “Never, never, never”
Frey: “Let me go-oh-oh-oh”
Godwin forces: “No, no, no, no, no, no, no!”
Frey: “Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia, let me go
The Nether Gate has a substance put aside for me, for me, for me”
[some guitar riffing by Moroon]
Frey:”So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can stab me and leave me to die?
Oh, scoundrels, can’t do this to me, scoundrels
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here”

Leknaat: “Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Thanks to the 1-0-8 SOD”

Zerase: “Anywhere the stars glow…”
"Within the four seas, all men are brothers" Shuihu Zhuan

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby BrucePrintscreen » Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:05 pm

You just won the Suikoden Nobel Prize.

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby Roshambeaux » Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:23 pm

BrucePrintscreen wrote:You just won the Suikoden Nobel Prize.
<-- I second this. Someone needs to record and upload this -- like, right now! Does anyone know someone who can sing?
A raw tomato for the win!

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby BrucePrintscreen » Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:27 am

I was a singer in a rock band when I was 18 but singing like Freddy (Mercury, not Yamamoto) is quite hard!

Damn your lyrics are so funny, made me burst again, it's even better than All your base Rhapsody (wow, old memory)

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby sticky-runes » Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:19 am

There's no way I'm gonna top the OP, but here's some Suikodenized Shania Twain (original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXay ... ayD6e8#t=0)

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius - you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a Military Strategist

That don't impress me much
So you got the brain, but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried his girlfriend in his scabbard
And a lightning rune up his sleeve - just in case
And that bright blue bandanna to keep your hair from being battered
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall out of place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Blue Lightning Flik

That don't impress me much
So you got the looks, but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his pet's scales
You make me take off my shoes before you let me mount Flail
I can't believe you kiss that beast good night
C'mon baby tell me - you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a Dragonhorse

That don't impress me much
So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much

So what, do you think you're Lino En Kuldes or something?
Whatever!
That don't impress me much!

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby Wolkendrache » Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:47 pm

Excellent! :lol:
Here are two short suiko-songs, originally by the king of pop…

SMOOTH CRIMINAL (Viktor version of that Michael Jackson song)
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFvENQBc-F8

[About how Neclord killed his girlfriend]
As he came into Northwindow
It was the sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Daisy, are you OK?
So, Daisy, are you OK?
Are you OK, Daisy?


LIBRARIAN GIRL (Riou version of Michael Jackson’s “Liberian Girl”)
Original: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1gdh7 ... tube_music

[Riou about Emilia]
Librarian girl . . .
I came and you saved my world
A student brand new
Librarian girl . . .
I came and you saved me girl
A feeling so true

Librarian girl
You knew that I’d come and you saved my world,
While searching the mayor,
In that university
When you asked . . .
"Do you trust me?"
And I said so endlessly . . .
"I trust you, librarian girl"
"Within the four seas, all men are brothers" Shuihu Zhuan

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby BrucePrintscreen » Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:15 am

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
"15 miles to
Northwindow!"
Northwindow, yeah, yeah
I'm headin' down the Radat highway
Lookin' for the love getaway
Headed for the love getaway
I got me a dragon, it's as big as a whale
And we're flyin' on down to Northwindow
I got Tai Ho's boat, it seats about 108
So hurry up and bring your jukebox potches!

Northwindow is a little old place where we can get together
Northwindow, baby!

Sign says (woo) "Stay away, Luca"
'Cause love rules at Northwindow
Well, it's set way back in the west of Kuskus
Just a crappy old place and I gotta get back
Glitter on Hai's kitchen
Glitter on Viki's mirror
Glitter on Leona's bar
Glitter on Jeane's shop

Northwindow is a little old place where we can get together
Northwindow baby Northwindow!

Fightin' and a-plottin'
Playin' a-shinshorin'
Equippin' next to nothin'
'Cause it's hot as a taco
The whole castle shimmies
Yeah, the whole castle shimmies
The whole castle shimmies when Valeria's
Falconin' around and around and around and around

Kobolds are movin', Kobolds are groovin', baby
Folks linin' up for Rina to tell their future
Karen's movin', Annallee's groovin', baby
Funky little castle
Funky little castle

Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
Use a bigger rune, baby
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
I can't hear you
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
Use a true rune, sugar
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
I can't hear you
Bang, bang!

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby sticky-runes » Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:49 am

Here is Queen Arshtat's take on a certain Disney song (original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk)

The sun burns bright in the sky today
Not a single cloud to be seen
A queendom of desolation,
And it looks like I'm the queen.

There's a dusty crater where a shimmering lake used to be
Now the people are suffering and it's all because of me

Ignore their pain, shun their pleas
Be the heartless bitch you're entitled to be
Strike them with a solar-powered blow
And then they'll know

Let it glow, let it sear
I'll plunge them into arid Hell
Let it burn, let it scald
when I unleash the Sun Rune's spell!

I don't care
What those peasants say
Let the Feitas run dry,
The heat never bothered me anyway!

It's funny how a bit of sunstroke
Makes everyone freak out
And the lives they lived in luxury
Are now conflicted with eternal drought!

It's time to scorch and vaporize
Say goodbye to their precious water supplies!
No diplomatic solution, just Divine Retribution!

Let it parch, let it blaze
Rays of death bursting from the skies
Let it burn, let it singe
I hope everybody dies!

I will wither
The disloyal scum away
Let the sun rage on!

My power pulsates through the atmosphere down to the ground
My soul is flaring up with distorted mirages all around
And one thought incinerates like a fiery blast
There'll be nothing left of Falena
When I reduce it to barren wasteland!

Let it fry, let it dry
when I rise like the break of dawn
Let it roast, let it sear
That lush landscape is gone!

I don't care
What my family say
Let the kids squeal on,
I just burned their daddy to a crisp anyway!

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby BrucePrintscreen » Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:50 am

Wolkendrache wrote:
LIBRARIAN GIRL (Riou version of Michael Jackson’s “Liberian Girl”)
Original: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1gdh7 ... tube_music

[Riou about Emilia]
Librarian girl . . .
I came and you saved my world
A student brand new
Librarian girl . . .
I came and you saved me girl
A feeling so true

Librarian girl
You knew that I’d come and you saved my world,
While searching the mayor,
In that university
When you asked . . .
"Do you trust me?"
And I said so endlessly . . .
"I trust you, librarian girl"


Dude this is the third time on this forum you post something that makes me want to marry you :lol:

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby sticky-runes » Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:36 pm

Bruce, you bigamist slut.

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby Wolkendrache » Thu Apr 09, 2015 2:09 pm

Your suikosongs are awesome, guys, I love them! More please!
Speaking of marriage…

RUDE ROY (Lyon’s version of Rihanna’s “Rude Boy”)
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMEglQE6p3Y

[Lyon to loudmouth Roy while beating him up]
Come here rude Roy, Roy, can you still get up
Come here rude Roy, Roy, aren’t you big enough
Take it, take it, crybaby, crybaby
Take it, take it, fight me, fight me

Tonight I'mma let you be the disgrace
Tonight I'mma beat your double prince-face
Tonight I subdued you in a minute
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, kid

Tonight I'mma show you I’m on fire
Tonight I'mma lift you even higher
Tonight loser I’ll be number one yeah
I’ll be number one yeah

Do you like it Roy?
I give you more, what you asked asked for
Give it to you baby like boom, boom, boom
What I give you more
Is what you asked asked for
Na, na, ah, ah

Come here rude Roy, Roy, can you still get up
Come here rude Roy, Roy, aren’t you big enough
Take it, take it, crybaby, crybaby
Take it, take it, fight me, fight me


TWO PRINCES (Roy version of that Spin Doctors song)
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo

[Roy’s response to Lyon]
Yeah… one, two princes kneel before you
That’s what I said now
Princes, princes who adore you
Just go ahead now
One wears diamonds and a locket
Mommy’s gifts, now
This one hides this stuff in his pocket
Well, stolen goods, now

This one he is the prince of racket
That's what they say now
That one got his face to slap it
Beat HIS damn head now
You marry him, your father will condone you
How 'bout that now
You marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat, now

Marry him, marry me
I'm the one that loved you baby can't you see?
Ain't got no future or family tree
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be
I know what a prince and lover ought be

Said if you want to kill me baby
Just go ahead now
And if you like to yell at me maybe
Just go ahead now
And if you want to show your powers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to knock me for hours
Just go ahead now
"Within the four seas, all men are brothers" Shuihu Zhuan

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby sticky-runes » Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:36 pm

Luca Blight takes on Kylie (original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFx3WX4DES0)
For extra creepy effect, imagine Mark Hamill performing the song in his Joker voice.

Ha ha ha
He he he he he he
Hoo hoo hoo
Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha
He he he he he he
Hoo hoo hoo
Ha ha ha ha ha

I just can't wait to cut off your head
Boy your blood is all I think about
I just can't wait to see you all dead
Slaughtering pigs is all I care to think about

HA HA HA
Heh Heh Heh Ha Ha

I just can't wait to sever your neck
Boy your headless corpse is all I think about
I'd just love to put my hands round your head
and squeeze your skull until your brains gush out

Every night
Every day
Just to sheath my sword in your guts

Won't you diiieeee
Won't you liiiieeeee
Down forever and fester in your own entrails

HA HA HA
Heh Heh Heh Ha Ha
Hoo hoo hoo
Ha ha ha ha ha

HA HA HA
Heh Heh Heh Ha Ha
Hoo hoo hoo
Ha ha ha ha ha

I just can't get your screams out of my head
Boy your death is all I think about
I just can't get your crying out of my head
Killing you and your friends is all I care to think about

There's a dark secret in me
I'd like to rip out your heart

On your kneeeeeeeees
Act like a piiiiiiiiiiig for meeeee
On a spiiiiiiiiiiiit
I'll stab you again and again and again

HA HA HA
Heh Heh Heh Ha Ha
Hoo hoo hoo
Hoo hoo ha ha ha

I just can't stop cutting off people's heads... (Ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha...)

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby Wolkendrache » Sat Apr 11, 2015 4:15 am

LAKE OF TORAN (Viktor version of Nirvana’s “Lake of Fire”)
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcMSsHU0oRI

[Viktor about why he came to Toran]
Where do dead folks go when they died?
They don't seek a valley where the dragons fly
They go to the lake of Toran nearby
A medium told me, so it’s worth a try

I knew a lady who came from Dunan
She got bit by Neclord, what an evil man
She went to her grave just a little too soon
And she flew away howling to the scarlet moon

Where do dead folks go when they died?
They don't seek a valley where the dragons fly
They go to the lake of Toran nearby
A medium told me, so it’s worth a try

Now I had to cry and I had to moan
And I looked for a dry place to call my home
And tried to find some place to rest my bones
Where Odessa from the rebels try to make them her own


THUNDERSTRUCK (Flik version of that ACDC song)
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

[Flik is singing his story to his deceased love Odessa, beginning at Gregminster palace]
(Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!)
I was caught, in the middle of a palace track (Thunder!)
I looked round, and I knew there was no turning back (Thunder!)
My mind raced, and I thought what could I do (Thunder!)
And I knew, there was no help, no help from you (Thunder!)
Sound of the foes
Beating in my heart
The thunder of runes
Tore them apart
They've been
Thunderstruck

Rode down the hallway, broke the limit, we hit the town
Went through to Jowston, yeah Jowston, and we had some fun
We met some girls, some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules, played all the fools, yeah yeah they, they, they blew our minds
And I was shaking at the knees
Don’t be mad at me please
Yeah them ladies were too kind
but I’ve had them
Thunderstruck

I was shaking at the knees
Don’t be mad at me please

Thunderstruck, Thunderstruck, Thunderstruck, Thunderstruck
It's alright, we're doin' fine
It's alright, we're doin' fine, fine, fine
Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah
Thunderstruck, Thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, baby, baby
Thunderstruck, they've been Thunderstruck
"Within the four seas, all men are brothers" Shuihu Zhuan

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby Wolkendrache » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:46 am

NO-ZONE (Valeria version of that Annihilator song)
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlkKJqZzHDw

[How Valeria tried to warn the elves]
You've been living here a billion years and more
They're ready to burn you up, so get set for war
Else you’ll be set on fire like a knife in the back
This is your final warning, prepare for attack

Can't you hear me crying?
Get ready for the no-zone
Get ready!

They’ll bite the hand that feeds you
Burning Mirror ready to blow
They’ll scorch and rape the land, Lukiae Towayo (yo!)
Too much, too little, too late, Kwanda will come to your lair
This village’s flames will reach into the sky
You better sing your prayers

Can't you hear me crying?
I'm trying to send a message out to you
It's time to put out the fire
Get ready for the no-zone

Flee, don’t stay
The village will soon burn away
Try to run but don’t stay and hide
It's elven suicide
Why aren't you listening to me?
You better listen!
"Within the four seas, all men are brothers" Shuihu Zhuan

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Re: Suikoden songs

Postby BrucePrintscreen » Mon Apr 13, 2015 9:44 am

Here's the music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

And here's the lyrics:

There lived a certain man in Highland long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to L'Renouille chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could use hhis rune like a spellcaster
Especially the rune of fire
But he also was the kind of reaper
No one would desire

Lu-Lu-Luca Blight
Brother of the Highland queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Lu-Lu-Luca Blight
Highland's greatest kill machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Highland and never mind Agares
But for killing pigs he was really wunderbar
For Culgan and Seed he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a war to lead
For Jowston he was a wheeler dealer
Cause they heard the things he'd done
They believed he was the beast rune bearer
Who would kill them all

(Spoken:)
But when his killin and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared Rioy and Jowy
But they did it both on their own separate ways
One try to control him with all his hidden charms
And the other one faced him with a thousand arms
Then one night three time six people standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

Lu-Lu-Luca Blight
Brother of the Highland queen
He put some poison into his wine
Lu-Lu-Luca Blight
Highland's greatest kill machine
King drank it all and died like a swine

Lu-Lu-Luca Blight
Brother of the Highland queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Lu-Lu-Luca Blight
Highland's greatest kill machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(Spoken:) Oh, those Highlanders...


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