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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby sticky-runes » Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:56 pm

Wolk, you should work on the bathing sprites for the Suikoden 4 demake.

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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby Wolkendrache » Wed Feb 04, 2015 4:47 pm

Obviously your project is not demake enough for my spriting expertise. :D
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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby BrucePrintscreen » Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:25 am

Wolkendrache wrote:Obviously your project is not demake enough for my spriting expertise. :D


I think I'm even less of an expert than you when it comes to spriting... This is the pixel-based sprite version of Lazslo I designed myself:

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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby sticky-runes » Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:36 am

Wolkendrache wrote:Obviously your project is not demake enough for my spriting expertise. :D

I dunno... If you type a bunch of brackets and fullstops and then type "Valeria and Lorelai" underneath, it'll probably work on Bruce ;)

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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby Wolkendrache » Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:42 am

BrucePrintscreen wrote:I think I'm even less of an expert than you when it comes to spriting... This is the pixel-based sprite version of Lazslo I designed myself:

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Isn't that Mizuki? I scrolled down and up for the Shrike Rune animation.
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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby BrucePrintscreen » Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:23 am

sticky-runes wrote:I dunno... If you type a bunch of brackets and fullstops and then type "Valeria and Lorelai" underneath, it'll probably work on Bruce ;)


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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby Pyriel » Thu Feb 05, 2015 1:44 pm

I suddenly realized that when you strip out color, Valeria and Alucard are pretty much the same person.

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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby Wolkendrache » Sun Mar 08, 2015 6:24 pm

One beautiful winter morning Freed looked out of the window and saw that somebody peed “Freed is a loser” into the snow. Filled with indignation, he hired Richmond to investigate. Some days later, Richmond returned after finishing his investigations.
Richmond: “I have good and bad news for you. The good news is: I’ve found out who did it. I had the urine analyzed and the results show clearly it was Sheena.”
Freed: “Little scoundrel! I’ll teach him a lesson at the next opportunity. What’s the bad news?”
Richmond: “Well, I’ve had the hand-writing style analyzed as well: It’s Yoshino’s.”
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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby BrucePrintscreen » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:08 am

Valeria, Miklotov, Ridley, and Chaco, are sitting together in a train.
Suddenly, Valeria takes a bottle of very fine and expensive wine and throws it by the window. THe other asks her why she did that, and she answers "because where I'm from, in Kanakan, we have plenty of them, so I don't care".
Then Miklotov takes out a valuable antique and throws it by the window, saying "where I'm from, in Rockaxe, we have plenty of them".
So Ridley takes Chaco and throws him by the window...

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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby sticky-runes » Mon Apr 06, 2015 10:23 am

During a war meeting, an intense argument breaks out between Miklotov and Kiba. Mikotov criticizes Kiba for serving Luca while he burned villages to the ground, and Kiba criticizes the Matilda knights for allowing refugees to be slaughtered near their border. The two men eventually come to blows, when Shu says "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room."

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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby Toremneon » Sat Aug 22, 2015 8:50 am

I really liked most of the Jokes and i would like to post some of them on my Suikoden Meme site. Maybe I would add a picture to it or something. Anyone having a problem with me using them?

Also remember this:

Georg Prime once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby Wolkendrache » Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:52 pm

Sure. How about this:
- Source: viewtopic.php?f=68&t=13883
or
- from member_name @ index.php

You're from Suikoversum.de? Another Landsmann :wink:
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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby Toremneon » Sat Aug 22, 2015 1:48 pm

Isn't this the thread we are writing in right now?

And yes I am^^ Same nickname there.

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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby Wolkendrache » Sat Aug 22, 2015 2:06 pm

Of course. It's the source of the material you'd like to use.
Btw, I can only speak for my own posts of course. I don't see any reasons for complaints if you do it in one of the ways described above. We'll see :)
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Re: Suikoden jokes

Postby BrucePrintscreen » Sun Aug 23, 2015 2:29 am

Mention they come from Bruce Prinstcreen of suikosource one way or another and I'm okay for it :D we all know my jokes are the best anyway aren't they :p ;)


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