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Re: who would you

Postby EstrangedIX » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:35 pm

Hmm, if I try really hard I can almost see that.
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Re: who would you

Postby sticky-runes » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:56 am

Happy Valentines Day everybody. Hope you all have fun fantasizing about your fave Suikoden hotties! :wink:

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Re: who would you

Postby Warcrown » Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:11 pm

sticky-runes wrote:Happy Valentines Day everybody. Hope you all have fun fantasizing about your fave Suikoden hotties! :wink:

You can count on that. :D It never stops.

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Re: who would you

Postby Wolkendrache » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:12 pm

I’m a horndog, so let me put in my two cents. Don’t blame me.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Who is the fairest of them all?
Please grant me a wish for free:
Let Rina make a man out of me.
Take me to a girl called Jeane,
The fairest orbs I’ve ever seen.
Put me close to Isabel,
And Matthias into a prison cell.
Kika is really to my taste,
So let me touch her sexy waist.
Let me sleep with Ferid’s wife,
And with the girl who’s hunted by Clive.
Even though a dirty hoe,
Anita might relieve my woe.
Then at last, what every man needs,
A night with a horny Sialeeds.
"Within the four seas, all men are brothers" Shuihu Zhuan

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Re: who would you

Postby BrucePrintscreen » Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:17 pm

At the end of the day and after giving it a good thought, my real fantasy in Suikoden would be Valeria, because she's the one who looks the most like my wife in every ways. Brave, fearless, self-disciplined, supporter of justice, dedicated to the others, with a mature gaze and the athletic body that matches her pure soul. Too bad I am not half of a male equivalent of all this!

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Re: who would you

Postby Wolkendrache » Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:04 pm

Well, what you just said was very manly, and made the rest of us look like schoolboys. Killjoy! ;-)

Mmmmhhh, Valeria...
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Re: who would you

Postby sticky-runes » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:44 am

Okay Wolk, you've set me off.

So many hot guys in Suikoden,
Wish they were all real so I could blow them.
I'd love to be mauled by Viktor Bear,
And run my fingers through his scruffy hair.
I would totally get off with Sir Humphrey,
Those big shoulders, I'd let him hump me.
King Lino is a serious DILF,
If I had him we'd get up to all kinds of filth.
There's this Karayan warrior named Beechum,
Doesn't take him much effort to make me cum.
If Amada would ram me with his oar,
I'd let him treat me like a dirty whore.
Rikimaru's got an insatiable appetite,
Honey, I would eat him all night.
Lately I've been jerking off,
While thinking about Camus and Miklotov.
Perhaps a threesome with Sigurd and Hervey,
Does that make me seem a bit pervy?
Have you seen that swordsman Georg Prime?
Hands off bitches, he's all mine.
Zegai has an impressive form with his spear,
I'd like him to thrust it in here, and up here.
I'd let Roog ride me like a dragon horse,
I mean that in a dirty way, of course.
If Suikoden wasn't filled with so many hunks,
I'd spend more time playing the games, and less with my junk.

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Re: who would you

Postby Sasarai10 » Fri Aug 22, 2014 5:58 am

@sticky-runes :lol:

congrats...that's a nice Suikoden rap song :P


but where are the Suikoden heartbreakers Flik and Kyle? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: who would you

Postby wataru14 » Fri Aug 22, 2014 6:33 am

Sticky-runes' list is pretty tight, IMHO. I would just add Belcoot and off we go to the races. Flik and Kyle are too pretty-boy for my tastes.

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Re: who would you

Postby Wolkendrache » Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:19 am

Yes, sticky, you released the beast!!! :D
My respect, it's a masterpiece of Suikoden adult lyric poetry, I could feel your lust and passion!
I hope you're still in the zone to give us a counterpart to this...

Those I would, there are quite a lot,
But likewise many I would not,
Even though a soul of gold,
Raja, you’re a bit too old.
If you’re into blood and pain,
I’d recommend Sierra Mikain.
Hanna, I’m sorry, it might not sound fair,
But you look like Schwarzenegger with long hair.
If you’re the dirtiest man on the globe,
Sarah just wants you to get her some soap.
Ronnie says I’m out of sight,
Because I only got half her height.
Sagiri, firstly, you’re young as a sprout,
Secondly, your smile is creeping me out.
I’m not racist, I think it’s fair
To argue that Muroon’s got too much hair.
Tengaar, Viki, Eilie and Millie,
Are decent even though a little silly.
But alas, giving me to a pure maid
Is like giving a book to an illiterate.
"Within the four seas, all men are brothers" Shuihu Zhuan

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Re: who would you

Postby Sasarai10 » Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:37 am

out of topic but am i the only one who finds that Hanna has a uniqe beauty within her? :?:

She's not consindered a Suikoden sex-symbol like Sonya,Jeane or Kika...but she's attractive in her own way :)

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Re: who would you

Postby sticky-runes » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:31 pm

Here goes...

When it comes to female companions you guys are spoiled for choice,
But there are those of us who like to play with the big boys.
You've got your Jowston ladies, Island wenches, and Falenan tarts,
But I'm more interested in their male counterparts.
I would gladly massage Ferid's back,
while you're busy oggling his wife's massive rack.
They say that good things come in threes,
Give me Georg, Kyle and Galleon instead of Lyon and Miakis.
You guys might fancy going a few rounds with Alenia,
I'd rather treat Zahhak to some Anal - hell yeah.
I know a lot of you have got a thing for Lorelai,
But I'd rather go down on her mentor, Zweig.
You can't miss Kisara's gargantuan breasts,
But I'd rather spill my load over Logg's hairy chest.
Lady Teresa is a woman of class,
But I'd rather pound her bodyguard's ass.
You might think Princess Flare has a cute little butt,
But I would rather be her father's personal slut.
Mizuki looks cute in her skimpy outfit,
But I'd rather shag Akaghi, no doubt about it.
Kika and Katarina may be lusty women,
But I set sail looking for hot tasty seamen.
Sure, Suikoden has girls of the finest stock,
But you lot can have them - I want me some cock.

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Re: who would you

Postby BrucePrintscreen » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:33 pm

Wolkendrache wrote:Well, what you just said was very manly, and made the rest of us look like schoolboys. Killjoy! ;-)

Mmmmhhh, Valeria...


Thanks, that's actually a very nice thing to say :) But you guys wrote epic poems, I would never be able to do that!

But honestly, guys, Valeria is the one and only. Let's look at this lady's records: she takes the risk of being executed for high treason in order to save a race of people that are supposed to be antagonists, she braves them when they want to jail her, she follows you to the ugliest dungeon in the game without hesitation if it can save lives, she volunteers to sacrifice herself for the life of your party, and she remains by your side to the end... If it had been Nazi-occupied Europe she would have faced the entire Waffen SS to save even one Jewish kid, and if she were in this world today she would be in Gaza standing between the Israeli and Palestinian shotguns to single-handledly force them to peace. This woman deserves more than a medal, she deserves the most satisfactory, blissful, wholesome, paradisiac, overwhelming orgasm that has ever been granted to any female, and I would be honoured to provide it.

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Re: who would you

Postby sticky-runes » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:47 pm

BrucePrintscreen wrote:
But honestly, guys, Valeria is the one and only. Let's look at this lady's records: she takes the risk of being executed for high treason in order to save a race of people that are supposed to be antagonists, she braves them when they want to jail her, she follows you to the ugliest dungeon in the game without hesitation if it can save lives, she volunteers to sacrifice herself for the life of your party, and she remains by your side to the end... If it had been Nazi-occupied Europe she would have faced the entire Waffen SS to save even one Jewish kid, and if she were in this world today she would be in Gaza standing between the Israeli and Palestinian shotguns to single-handledly force them to peace. This woman deserves more than a medal, she deserves the most satisfactory, blissful, wholesome, paradisiac, overwhelming orgasm that has ever been granted to any female, and I would be honoured to provide it.


I think that was poetic enough.

out of topic but am i the only one who finds that Hanna has a uniqe beauty within her? :?:

She's not consindered a Suikoden sex-symbol like Sonya,Jeane or Kika...but she's attractive in her own way :)


I always imagined Hanna having Mary Elizabeth McGlynn's voice (even before Suikoden 4 came along, where she is the voice of Kika)
I heard her voice in a few anime shows back when I first played S2, and thought that sounds just right for Hanna.

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Re: who would you

Postby Wolkendrache » Sun Aug 24, 2014 10:19 am

sticky-runes wrote:I always imagined Hanna having Mary Elizabeth McGlynn's voice (even before Suikoden 4 came along, where she is the voice of Kika)
I heard her voice in a few anime shows back when I first played S2, and thought that sounds just right for Hanna.

Here's a voice dialogue between Nina and Hanna:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o79lPZe6ZD4
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