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sticky-runes wrote:Okay Wolk, you've set me off.

So many hot guys in Suikoden,
Wish they were all real so I could blow them.
I'd love to be mauled by Viktor Bear,
And run my fingers through his scruffy hair.
I would totally get off with Sir Humphrey,
Those big shoulders, I'd let him hump me.
King Lino is a serious DILF,
If I had him we'd get up to all kinds of filth.
There's this Karayan warrior named Beechum,
Doesn't take him much effort to make me cum.
If Amada would ram me with his oar,
I'd let him treat me like a dirty whore.
Rikimaru's got an insatiable appetite,
Honey, I would eat him all night.
Lately I've been jerking off,
While thinking about Camus and Miklotov.
Perhaps a threesome with Sigurd and Hervey,
Does that make me seem a bit pervy?
Have you seen that swordsman Georg Prime?
Hands off bitches, he's all mine.
Zegai has an impressive form with his spear,
I'd like him to thrust it in here, and up here.
I'd let Roog ride me like a dragon horse,
I mean that in a dirty way, of course.
If Suikoden wasn't filled with so many hunks,
I'd spend more time playing the games, and less with my junk.

XD wow.. just.. wow. You go ahead and tell it.
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Ok ok I been thinking... and thinking... annd thinking..

So I would say... Jimba !!

Tsk.. the Arabian vines in me can't let go of the brown admiration.
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If I was a girl, I would find Ernst really hot, but the were-leopard thing would be a total deal breaker though. Maybe we can sleep together in a full-moon night though. I also sort of have a thing for... I'll leave it here. I would also like to spend some time with Luc though, just to see if we're on the same wavelength or maybe so I can make him more positive (but he'd probably hate me though) or Sasarai. Thomas' personality would turn me on too But he's taken by Cecile, drat Also was I the only one disappointed Connell wasn't a party member? He's fab, I wanna slay monster with fab in my party. I wouldn't mind if an older version of him was in SIII
Woah, I said a lot for the boys. It's things like this that make me confused about my sexuality.

Not sure about the females though. My first thought was Millie because when I saw her portrait, I thought "Get in my party now!" plus she seems so positive, I like people like that. I find Mina to be pretty hot, and also Viki but I don't want such an unpredictable person in my bed! Not really sure if the Suikoden girls are my type, if we were talking about another series I would actually list a lot of girls but I don't think any of the girls in Suikoden are for me really ^^;
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Winterswhite wrote: Woah, I said a lot for the boys. It's things like this that make me confused about my sexuality.

No big deal i'd find Stallion and Kirkis attractive if i didn't knew their gender :lol:
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Only played the first two games, but you're spoiled for choice with S2 anyway:

S2
Hilda - Wholesome and adorable
Yoshino - Same as above but in a Japanese version
Sierra - Holy crap...
Anita - Ballsy and relatively mature but still quite childish at heart. Every time I see that short crop I just want to pull it hard.

S1
Eileen - Adorable, doe-eyed and taken. All the more enjoyable to tap behind Lepant's back.
Odessa - Warm, intelligent, irresistible rebel who looks like she's just came back from Woodstock.
(Kasios aswell, based on the assumption she is female)
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Kudos to you for selecting Odessa. She doesn't get enough love here. She's one of my favourites too, awesome woman in every ways.
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BrucePrintscreen wrote:Kudos to you for selecting Odessa. She doesn't get enough love here. She's one of my favourites too, awesome woman in every ways.
Well, necrophilia isn't yet culturally accepted everywhere :mrgreen:
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Hey, you're the one whose pseudonym is Neclord :D
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Hence why he said "yet" :!:
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Lyon, Nina, Tomo, Yun, Aila, Norma, Cecile, Nanami, Eilie, Alanis, Tengaar, Wakaba, Luserina, Lilly, Sarah, Rene, Sharon, Mitsuba, Mina, Nataly, Viki, Annallee, Meg, Belle, Rita, Lu, Agnes, Noah, Millie, Mel, Lotte, Shun Min, Mamie, Emily, Kathy, Sanae, Ayda, Lun, and Jillia
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veriaqa wrote:Lyon, Nina, Tomo, Yun, Aila, Norma, Cecile, Nanami, Eilie, Alanis, Tengaar, Wakaba, Luserina, Lilly, Sarah, Rene, Sharon, Mitsuba, Mina, Nataly, Viki, Annallee, Meg, Belle, Rita, Lu, Agnes, Noah, Millie, Mel, Lotte, Shun Min, Mamie, Emily, Kathy, Sanae, Ayda, Lun, and Jillia
I like the way you think :D
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veriaqa wrote:Lyon, Nina, Tomo, Yun, Aila, Norma, Cecile, Nanami, Eilie, Alanis, Tengaar, Wakaba, Luserina, Lilly, Sarah, Rene, Sharon, Mitsuba, Mina, Nataly, Viki, Annallee, Meg, Belle, Rita, Lu, Agnes, Noah, Millie, Mel, Lotte, Shun Min, Mamie, Emily, Kathy, Sanae, Ayda, Lun, and Jillia
:shock: Is there any you WON'T do?
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BrucePrintscreen wrote:
veriaqa wrote:Lyon, Nina, Tomo, Yun, Aila, Norma, Cecile, Nanami, Eilie, Alanis, Tengaar, Wakaba, Luserina, Lilly, Sarah, Rene, Sharon, Mitsuba, Mina, Nataly, Viki, Annallee, Meg, Belle, Rita, Lu, Agnes, Noah, Millie, Mel, Lotte, Shun Min, Mamie, Emily, Kathy, Sanae, Ayda, Lun, and Jillia
:shock: Is there any you WON'T do?
Gavaya for one...
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veriaqa wrote:Lyon, Nina, Tomo, Yun, Aila, Norma, Cecile, Nanami, Eilie, Alanis, Tengaar, Wakaba, Luserina, Lilly, Sarah, Rene, Sharon, Mitsuba, Mina, Nataly, Viki, Annallee, Meg, Belle, Rita, Lu, Agnes, Noah, Millie, Mel, Lotte, Shun Min, Mamie, Emily, Kathy, Sanae, Ayda, Lun, and Jillia
I didn't know Rolf Harris was a Suikoden fan.
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