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Wikipedia's funniest joke

Postby Sagiri » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:25 pm

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see?"

Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life."

And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
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Re: Wikipedia's funniest joke

Postby Icegryphon » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:51 pm

Haha that's awesome!
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Re: Wikipedia's funniest joke

Postby Mikain Clan King » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:47 pm

Haha, that is hilarious.
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Re: Wikipedia's funniest joke

Postby Sagiri » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:32 pm

Got any more?
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Re: Wikipedia's funniest joke

Postby Antimatzist » Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:22 am

Zere vere zwei peanuts valking down der Straße, and van vas a salted [Pause]… peanut.

mh.. well, not really. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funnie ... _the_World

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Re: Wikipedia's funniest joke

Postby Redheim » Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:24 am

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Re: Wikipedia's funniest joke

Postby Noraibah » Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:27 am

This is a very strange kind of joke you know.Was it really from Wikipedia?
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Re: Wikipedia's funniest joke

Postby Sagiri » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:46 am

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

A couple of Mississippi hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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